Wednesday, May 1, 2013

How to hold a baby

One of the Atomic Dad Blog readers was nice enough to e-mail me a link to this video clip showing how to hold a baby.  In this video (titled "How to Hold a Newborn - Basic Holds"), Starbuck from "Battlestar Galactica" gives step-by-step directions on how to hold a newborn to a guy with two left arms.  Take a look:

Here's a pic of Starbuck from "Battlestar Galactica".  Compare her to the midwife in the video.

Let me ask you: Have you ever seen Starbuck and "Jessica" (the midwife from the video) in the same place at the same time?  Me neither.  Hypothesis confirmed.

What disturbed me most about the video wasn't the video itself, but rather the Internet link listed below the video that says "KEEP YOUR CHILD SAFE FROM PREDATORS!"

Great.  First I have to worry about supporting the head.  THEN I have to worry about keeping the kid safe from PREDATORS:

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